Funny, relatable, and delightfully honest. The “I’m Not Saying I’m Getting Old, I’m Just Saying That My Dinner Time and Bed Time Are Getting Dangerously Close to Each Other” t-shirt is made for anyone who’s noticed that life’s simple pleasures—like eating and sleeping—are starting to compete. It’s a playful nod to aging gracefully… or at least humorously.
Perfect for those who embrace life’s little ironies with a smile, this tee combines casual comfort with a message that’s witty, charming, and impossible not to relate to.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a casual, easygoing vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for everyday wear, lounging, or gifting someone who knows the struggle of balancing dinner and bedtime
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
