Sharp, clever, and unapologetically real — this “I’m Not Sarcastic, I’m Fluent in Humor That Truthfully Exposes Double Standards” hoodie is made for those who use wit as their weapon and honesty as their shield. You don’t just joke — you reveal truths with style, precision, and a laugh that lands.
Bold, playful, and unmistakably sharp, this cozy hoodie says “I see through the nonsense” — and also “my humor comes with a point.”
• Ultra-soft, midweight fleece for comfort that matches your clever energy
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for lounging, casual outings, or subtly schooling the world
• Ideal for witty conversations, coffee runs, or moments when humor meets truth
• A thoughtful, empowering gift for anyone fluent in smart, truth-telling humor
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
