Some call it rude — you call it accurate. This “I’m Not Rude, I’m Just Fluent in Brutal Honesty and Mild Disappointment” hoodie is for the unapologetically real. The ones who don’t sugarcoat, don’t coddle, and definitely don’t pretend mediocrity is impressive. If brutal honesty is your love language and eye-rolling is your cardio, this one’s your uniform.
Perfect for people who mean well… they just refuse to lie about how ridiculous life (and certain humans) can be. Whether you're shutting down nonsense, speaking the truth everyone else was too polite to say, or silently judging in cozy comfort, this hoodie carries the attitude so you don’t have to waste breath.
• Ultra-soft fabric for comfort while delivering hard truths
• Relaxed unisex fit — because being honest shouldn’t feel tight
• Ideal for straight-shooters, sarcasm experts, and professional disappointment auditors
• Great gift for the brutally honest friend you love… and fear a little
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
