Age is just a number—and this shirt proves it! The “I’m Not Old, I Woke Up, I Lifted My Arms, I Moved My Knees” tee is perfect for anyone who’s proud to celebrate the little victories of everyday life. Funny, relatable, and full of charm, this shirt makes a great conversation starter whether you’re with friends, family, or just enjoying a casual day out. Made from a soft cotton blend, it’s comfortable enough to wear while showing off your humor (and flexibility).
Soft, breathable cotton blend for lasting comfort
Unisex fit that’s flattering and easy to wear
A perfect funny gift for birthdays, retirements, or “just because”
Ideal for anyone who believes every day is a win worth celebrating
Because if you can stretch, bend, and move—you're definitely not old, you’re winning!
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
