Funny, painfully relatable, and proudly self-aware, the “I’m Not Old, I’m Extra Crispy!” T-shirt is perfect for anyone whose body makes sound effects before they’ve had coffee. It’s a hilarious take on waking up sore, stiff, and crackly—but still owning it with humor.
Made for those who laugh through the aches and embrace aging with attitude, this tee delivers comfort and comedy in one easygoing design.
• Soft, breathable fabric for everyday comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a casual, lived-in feel
• High-quality print designed to last
• Perfect for everyday wear, lounging, errands, or gifting someone who’s crunchy—but still fabulous
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
