Green therapy, zero drama. The “I’m Not Obsessed With Plants, I Just Like to Surround Myself With Living Things That Don’t Talk Back” t-shirt is perfect for plant parents who know leafy friends > needy humans. Funny, relatable, and a little savage, it’s the ultimate uniform for anyone who prefers chlorophyll over conversation.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this tee keeps you comfortable while you water, repot, or just admire your jungle.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, perfect for everyday casual wear
Bold, witty design that plant lovers will relate to instantly
Great gift for gardeners, plant moms/dads, or introverts with green thumbs
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
