Precise, decisive, and unapologetically exacting — this “I’m Not Obsessed With Control, I Just Like Things Done Correctly the First Time” hoodie is made for the ones who value efficiency, quality, and results. You don’t micromanage for fun — you demand excellence.
Strong, witty, and effortlessly in charge, this cozy hoodie says “I care about standards” — and also “if it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing right.”
• Ultra-soft, midweight fleece for comfort that matches your high-expectation mindset
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for lounging, working, or taking charge in style
• Ideal for daily wear, meetings, or any time precision matters
• A playful, empowering gift for anyone proud to do things the right way the first time
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
