I’m Not Nosy, But How Come Your Kids Are in Your Bio but Not in Your Custody? Hoodie

Bold, cheeky, and unapologetically direct — this “I’m Not Nosy, But How Come Your Kids Are in Your Bio but Not in Your Custody?” hoodie is for the ones who speak the truth others only think. It’s the perfect mix of humor, audacity, and a little bit of well-deserved side-eye.

Savage, sharp, and effortlessly confident, this hoodie says “I mind my business” — and also “but I’m observant, don’t test me.”

• Ultra-soft, midweight fleece for comfort that pairs perfectly with spicy commentary
• Relaxed unisex fit — ideal for errands, drama-free days, and throwing shade casually
• Perfect for the bold, the blunt, or anyone fluent in unfiltered honesty
• A hilarious, statement-making gift for the friend who always asks the real questions