Kick off the day your way with the “I’m Not Much of a Rise and Shine Person, I’m More a Caffeinate and Hope for the Best” t-shirt — the perfect blend of humor and honesty for anyone who needs coffee before functioning. This witty tee is guaranteed to connect with fellow caffeine lovers and get a laugh wherever you go.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfortable enough to wear while sipping your morning brew, tackling your daily grind, or just surviving until the next cup. A fun gift for coffee addicts, night owls, or anyone who’d rather caffeinate than celebrate mornings.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, ideal for casual everyday wear
Funny and relatable conversation starter
Great gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone powered by caffeine
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
