Show off your quietly savage humor with this “I’m Not Judging You. I’m Just Silently Analyzing Your Life Choices” t-shirt! Perfect for observant introverts, sarcastic souls, and anyone who notices everything, this tee adds wit and attitude to any outfit.
Soft, stylish, and full of personality, it’s great for workdays, social gatherings, family get-togethers, or anytime you want to remind people that silence doesn’t mean you’re not taking notes.
Premium cotton blend for comfy, everyday wear
Unisex fit for all brilliantly judgment-free humans
A funny, relatable tee for observers, thinkers, and quiet roasters
Makes an awesome gift for friends who judge… respectfully
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
