Overthinking isn’t a flaw — it’s a lifestyle. This “I’m Not Indecisive, I Just Like to Overthink Every Wrong Choice Before Choosing It Proudly” hoodie is for the deep thinkers who treat every decision like a life-or-death chess match… only to confidently pick the absolute chaos option anyway. Because hey — commitment matters, even when the brain took the scenic route to get there.
Perfect for days when your mind is juggling 47 possibilities, 18 what-ifs, and one dramatic internal monologue, this hoodie is your cozy reminder that thinking too much is just part of your charm. Wear it while trying to choose a restaurant, debating whether to text back, or standing in the grocery aisle having a small internal crisis over pasta brands. We see you — and we support your analysis.
• Plush, snuggle-soft fabric to soothe the spiraling
• Relaxed unisex fit, ideal for overthinking literally everything
• Made for anxious decision-makers, professional second-guessers, and proud “wait — let me think again” personalities
• The perfect gift for anyone who calls it planning instead of panic-brain
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
