Raise the standard and protect your value with this “I’m Not High-Maintenance — I Just Know My Worth Plus Tax” t-shirt! Perfect for self-aware queens, bold personalities, and anyone who refuses to apologize for having standards, this tee brings style, humor, and unapologetic confidence in one fierce package.
Soft, flattering, and full of attitude, it’s ideal for everyday wear, brunch dates, shopping trips, or anytime you want to remind the world that quality comes at a premium — and you’re worth every bit.
Premium cotton blend for comfy, all-day wear
Unisex fit for confident souls who don’t settle
A funny, empowering tee for self-value experts and standard-raisers
Makes an awesome gift for friends who know their price and won’t discount themselves
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
