Embrace your peace and emotional boundaries with this “I’m Not Cold-Hearted, I Just Retired From Unnecessary Emotions” t-shirt! Perfect for calm minds, healed hearts, and anyone who chooses sanity over emotional chaos, this tee delivers humor, honesty, and quiet power in one stylish package.
Soft, comfortable, and full of character, it’s ideal for everyday wear, social outings, or anytime someone needs a gentle reminder that protecting your energy isn’t cold — it’s smart.
Premium cotton blend for relaxed, daily comfort
Unisex fit for emotionally upgraded humans
A funny, relatable tee for people who outgrew drama and over-reacting
Makes an awesome gift for friends who stay unbothered and emotionally efficient
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
