Adorable, dramatic, and constantly fighting for balance — this “I’m Not Clumsy, Gravity’s Just Clingy With Me” t-shirt is made for the ones who don’t fall, they get aggressively hugged by gravity. It’s the perfect tee for anyone who turns every trip, stumble, and near-face-plant into a personality trait with humor and flair.
Whether you're catching yourself on doorframes, misjudging distances like it’s a hobby, or just living life one graceful-oops at a time, this tee celebrates the lovable chaos that follows you everywhere.
Soft, premium cotton blend for daily comfort (and safe landings)
Unisex fit for clumsy cuties and gravity magnets alike
A fun, relatable tee for the beautifully unbalanced and effortlessly funny
Perfect gift for the friend who falls and laughs every time — or for yourself if gravity has attachment issues
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
