Serve wit with elegance in this “I’m Not Bitter — I’m Seasoned With Sarcasm and Grace” t-shirt! Perfect for sharp minds, graceful attitudes, and anyone who’s mastered the art of keeping it classy and cutting at the same time, this tee adds charm, humor, and just the right bite to every outfit.
Soft, stylish, and full of personality, it’s great for casual days, brunch dates, social outings, or anytime you're proving that sophistication and sarcasm can coexist beautifully.
Premium cotton blend for comfy everyday wear
Unisex fit for polished, witty humans
A funny, relatable tee for those who deliver truth with elegance
Makes a fabulous gift for friends who are sweet, sarcastic, and always composed
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
