It’s not avoidance — it’s strategic patience. This “I’m Not Avoiding Responsibility, I’m Giving It Space to Fix Itself While I Watch” sweatshirt is for the masters of intentional procrastination, silent optimism, and letting problems marinate long enough to hopefully resolve themselves.
Perfect for people who prefer to let life simmer before stirring, who believe in minimal effort maximum results, and who know sometimes ignoring the task is the plan. Whether you’re staring at your to-do list, waiting for motivation to show up, or just peacefully observing chaos from a distance, this cozy sweatshirt says what we’re all secretly thinking.
• Ultra-soft fabric for peak comfort while being productively unproductive
• Relaxed unisex fit for mellow achievers, procrastination pros, and responsibility-dodgers
• Ideal for students, tired adults, and anyone who has ever looked at a problem and said, “hmm… maybe later”
• The perfect gift for people who swear they aren’t lazy — they’re just giving life a chance
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
