It’s not antisocial — it’s selective socializing. This “I’m Not Antisocial, I’m Just Selectively Friendly With People Who Don’t Drain My Entire Soul” sweatshirt is for the people who value quality company, quiet energy, and conversations that don’t feel like emotional cardio.
Perfect for introverts, socially tired adults, and anyone who filters their circle like it’s a premium membership club. If someone wants access, they better bring good vibes, respect your peace, and absolutely not drain your sanity.
Whether you're avoiding small talk, protecting your energy, or simply choosing comfort over chaos, this cozy sweatshirt delivers the truth with humor and style.
• Ultra-soft, comfy fabric for max relaxation and minimal people-pleasing
• Relaxed unisex fit for gentle souls, peace-keepers, and selective social butterflies
• Ideal for homebodies, overstimulated brains, and the “I like people in theory” community
• A perfect gift for friends who choose their social battery usage wisely
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
