Exhausted, relatable, and unapologetically real — this “I’m Not a Morning Person or a Night Owl, I’m a Permanently Exhausted Pigeon” hoodie is for the ones who run on coffee, sarcasm, and sheer survival energy. You’re not bound by time; you’re bound by your relentless (and adorable) tiredness.
Playful, charming, and perfectly unfiltered, it’s perfect for anyone who embraces life in perpetual fatigue — and makes it look hilarious.
• Soft, warm fleece that matches your permanently drained yet lovable energy
• Relaxed unisex fit — ideal for lounging, errands, or showing up exactly how you feel
• Perfect for lazy mornings, late nights, or whenever exhaustion strikes
• A humorous, relatable gift for anyone proud to embrace their tired-but-adorable vibe
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
