Sharp-tongued, expressive, and effortlessly fierce — this “I’m Fluent in Side-Eye and Savage Comments” sweatshirt is for the ones who speak fluent sarcasm and communicate more with one raised brow than most do with full paragraphs. If your resting expression is a warning label and your replies come pre-seasoned with wit, this cozy piece fits like a personality badge.
Perfect for sass queens, comeback kings, and anyone who’s mastered the art of silent judgment paired with perfectly timed verbal punches. Wear it when you want comfort, confidence, and just the right amount of “don’t test me” energy.
Soft, premium fabric for cozy attitude-carrying comfort
Unisex fit for expressive legends and sharp-wit champions
A bold, relatable statement for those with weaponized facial expressions
Great gift for sarcasm lovers and anyone fluent in silent shade and smart remarks
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
