Cozy, relatable, and painfully accurate — this “I’m Exhausted But I’ll Probably Be Awake Until Like 2 AM for No Reason” sweatshirt is made for the night owls, the overthinkers, and the professional “just one more scroll” specialists. It’s the perfect blend of tired humor and late-night honesty.
Soft, witty, and effortlessly true, this sweatshirt says “I need sleep” — and also “I absolutely won’t take it.”
• Ultra-soft, warm fleece for maximum comfort during your questionable sleep schedule
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for lounging, scrolling, or pretending you’ll sleep early tonight
• Ideal for students, multitaskers, overthinkers, and anyone whose brain refuses to clock out
• A funny, relatable gift for anyone who’s always tired… yet somehow always awake at 2 AM
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
