Show off your beautifully chaotic vibe with this “I’m Emotionally Bilingual — I Speak Calm and Catastrophic Fluently” t-shirt! Perfect for dramatic thinkers, overreactors, and anyone who can switch from chill to meltdown in record time, this tee brings humor and honesty to every outfit.
Soft, stylish, and full of personality, it’s great for casual days, work stress, social chaos, or anytime you want to warn the world that your emotions are multilingual.
Premium cotton blend for comfy, everyday wear
Unisex fit for all wonderfully dramatic humans
A funny, relatable tee for emotional shapeshifters and mood acrobats
Makes an awesome gift for friends who juggle calm and catastrophe daily
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
