Playful, flirty, and just the right amount of chaotic — this “I’m CPR Certified But Please Don’t Stop Breathing Around Me” hoodie is for the ones who mix professionalism with personality. It’s a wink, a warning, and a whole vibe wrapped in cozy fleece. Perfect for healthcare workers, students, or anyone who knows their skills are serious… but their humor is even better.
Bold, lighthearted, and effortlessly charming, this hoodie says “I can save a life” — and also “don’t make me need to.”
• Ultra-soft, midweight fleece for comfort that feels as good as your instincts
• Relaxed unisex fit — great for shifts, study days, or accidental flirting
• Perfect for EMS, nursing students, medical pros, or anyone with dark humor and warm intentions
• A fun, clever gift for the lifesaver who takes their job seriously — but not themselves too seriously
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
