Start your mornings with a laugh in the “I’m Awake But If You’re Expecting Bright Eyed and Bushy Tailed Go Catch a Squirrel” t-shirt. Perfect for anyone who runs on coffee instead of sunshine, this sarcastic tee says exactly how you feel before you’ve had your caffeine fix.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it’s ideal for casual wear, lazy mornings, or just letting people know not to expect too much enthusiasm too early. A great gift for night owls, grumps, or anyone with a sense of humor about mornings.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit for everyday style
Funny and relatable morning humor
Perfect gift for coffee lovers, night owls, or sarcasm fans
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
