Mysterious, mischievous, and effortlessly stylish — this “I’m a Cosmic Joke With Flawless Eyeliner” t-shirt is for the ones who float through life with a wink, a smirk, and impeccable makeup skills. Perfect for starry-eyed chaos lovers, sarcastic dreamers, and anyone who embraces the cosmic absurdity of existence… all while looking flawless.
Whether you’re laughing at the universe, serving looks, or proving that style can survive even the most chaotic energy, this tee celebrates your witty, unpredictable, and out-of-this-world personality.
Soft, premium cotton blend for cosmic comfort
Unisex fit for galactic rebels, eyeliner enthusiasts, and vibe-makers
A witty, empowering tee for anyone who laughs at life while slaying their look
Perfect gift for friends who are equal parts stellar, sassy, and slightly chaotic
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
