Let’s be honest — trust levels these days are dangerously low, and this T-shirt captures that reality with perfect sarcastic accuracy. The “I Look Both Ways Before Crossing a One-Way Street” tee is made for anyone who has seen enough questionable behavior from humanity to assume chaos is always lurking… even when traffic isn’t.
With its sharp humor and painfully relatable message, this shirt speaks for skeptics, overthinkers, and realists who know better than to take chances. Whether you're dodging bad drivers, weird decisions, or everyday human nonsense, this tee says exactly what you're thinking — loud and clear.
• Soft, breathable fabric for effortless all-day wear
• Relaxed unisex fit that pairs easily with any casual outfit
• Bold, humorous text that sums up modern distrust perfectly
• Ideal for errand days, work, school, or anywhere people might… disappoint you
• Guaranteed to spark laughs, nods, and “same, honestly” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
