Dark humor, bold sarcasm, and unmistakable attitude. The “I’ll Put You in the Trunk and Help People Look for You. Don’t Test Me” t-shirt is made for those who appreciate exaggerated humor and razor-sharp wit. It’s a tongue-in-cheek statement meant to shock, amuse, and make it very clear that your sarcasm has no off switch.
Perfect for anyone who loves edgy jokes and unapologetic personality, this tee pairs casual comfort with a message that’s clearly not meant to be taken seriously—but definitely gets noticed.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a bold, casual vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, self-expression, or gifting someone with a dangerously good sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
