Darkly funny, cozy, and perfectly selective. The “I Like Murder Shows, Comfy Clothes, and Maybe 3 People” t‑shirt is made for anyone who loves true crime, comfort, and keeping their social circle small. It’s sarcastic, witty, and a bold statement of personality—all in one comfy tee.
Ideal for introverts with a sense of humor, true crime fans, and anyone who enjoys lounging in style while giving a subtle side-eye to the world.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless wear
• High-quality print designed to last
• Perfect for binge-watching, casual outings, or lounging with your select few
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
