Our "I Just Fired Myself From Cleaning My House" T-Shirt is the ultimate badge of honor for anyone who’s done with chores and ready to embrace the mess with humor. Equal parts sarcastic and relatable, this tee is perfect for lazy days, casual outings, or just reminding everyone that housework is overrated.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it delivers all-day comfort while letting your personality shine. With its relaxed unisex fit, it’s as easy to wear as it is to laugh at—because sometimes quitting is self-care.
Premium cotton blend for softness and durability
Unisex fit for effortless, everyday style
A fun gift for moms, dads, roommates, or anyone who’s “retired” from cleaning duties
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
