Edgy, sarcastic, and just the right amount of dark humor—this tee says it all. Featuring the bold phrase “I Hug People That I Hate That Way I Know How Big To Dig The Hole In My Backyard,” this shirt is perfect for those who love to mix sass with a little mischief. Whether you’re out with friends, lounging at home, or just in the mood to make people laugh (and maybe a little nervous), this tee is a guaranteed conversation starter.
Made with a soft, breathable cotton blend, it keeps you comfortable while showing off your unapologetic sense of humor.
Soft cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit—great for both men and women
Darkly funny and sarcastic statement tee
Perfect for casual wear, parties, or gag gifts
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
