Show off your dramatic range with this “I Have Two Settings: Calm and Category Five Hurricane” t-shirt! Perfect for those who go from zero to chaos in record time, this tee captures your fiery personality and sense of humor all in one.
Soft, stylish, and full of attitude, it’s ideal for casual days, social outings, or anytime you want to warn people that you come with levels — and no middle ground.
Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit — relaxed and flattering for everyone
A bold, funny design for those with big energy and bigger emotions
Perfect gift for friends who are equal parts chill and chaos
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54– |
