Funny, sarcastic, and unapologetically literal. The “I Hate When People Say ‘Bite Me,’ and Then Act All Surprised” t-shirt is made for those who take words at face value and humor a little too seriously—in the best way. It’s a clever twist on sarcasm, boundaries, and saying exactly what you mean.
Perfect for anyone with a sharp wit and a love for dark humor, this tee combines everyday comfort with a message that’s bold, cheeky, and guaranteed to get laughs.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a casual, confident vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, self-expression, or gifting someone with a perfectly twisted sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
