Some people say “Bite me” and then act shocked when you actually do. This “I Hate When People Say ‘Bite Me,’ and Then Act All Surprised” t-shirt delivers the perfect mix of humor and attitude for those who take sarcasm seriously—and literally.
Playful, cheeky, and a little rebellious, this tee is made for people who aren’t afraid to show their wild side. Whether you’re joking with friends or just reminding everyone not to test your limits, it’s guaranteed to get laughs and nods of approval.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit—looks great on everyone
Perfect for casual wear, social gatherings, or sassy days
A fun gift for sarcastic friends or anyone with a wicked sense of humor
Bold, funny, and guaranteed to make people think twice before saying “bite me” again
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
