Our "I Hate Two-Faced People, Hard to Decide Which to Slap" T-shirt packs humor, sass, and a dose of truth all in one. Perfect for anyone who can’t stand fake attitudes, this tee is a funny way to show your no-nonsense personality while keeping things lighthearted. It’s bold, witty, and guaranteed to spark laughs (and maybe a few nervous smiles).
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it’s designed for everyday comfort and a relaxed unisex fit—ideal for casual outings, hanging with friends, or just making a statement without saying a word.
Premium cotton blend for lasting softness and durability
Unisex fit for easy, all-day wear
A fun gift for sarcasm lovers and straight-talkers
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
