This “I Googled My Symptoms, Turns Out I Am a Bitch” t-shirt is a hilarious dose of blunt humor for anyone who owns their attitude with pride.
Playful, sarcastic, and unapologetically honest, this tee is perfect for those days when your personality speaks louder than any diagnosis. Whether you’re rocking it with friends, out in public, or just lounging at home, it’s guaranteed to spark laughs (and maybe a little fear).
Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit—great for men and women who keep it real
Perfect for casual wear, girls’ nights, or brutally honest moods
A funny gift for bold friends, coworkers, or anyone with sass to spare
Witty, edgy, and guaranteed to turn heads
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
