If adulting had a uniform, this shirt would be it. Featuring the hilarious phrase “I Finally Got Eight Hours of Sleep, It Took Me Three Days But Whatever,” this tee is perfect for anyone who runs on coffee, sarcasm, and broken sleep schedules.
Made with a soft cotton blend, it keeps you comfy whether you’re dragging yourself to work, binge-watching your favorite show, or catching those elusive Z’s. A must-have for night owls, exhausted parents, or anyone who treats sleep like a part-time job.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit—great for men and women
Funny, relatable design for sleep-deprived souls
A perfect gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who knows the struggle of “adult sleep”
Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |