Funny, crude, and unapologetically sarcastic — this “I Farted, That’s As Close To Giving A Shit As You’re Going To Get” T-shirt is perfect for anyone whose sense of humor is a little edgy and whose patience is in short supply.
It’s attitude, toilet humor, and laugh-out-loud sarcasm wrapped into one bold statement design that delivers the perfect punchline with zero effort.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Bold text design with a hilarious and attention-grabbing message
• Perfect for casual outings, parties, barbecues, weekends, or everyday wear
• Great gift for sarcasm lovers, pranksters, friends with a wicked sense of humor, and anyone who appreciates a good crude joke
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
