Keep your peace and protect your sanity with this hilarious tee! Featuring the sarcastic phrase “I Don’t Meet The Height Requirement To Ride Your Emotional Roller Coaster,” this shirt is perfect for anyone who’s done with the drama. It’s funny, bold, and a little bit savage—just the way you like it.
Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, this tee offers comfort with an attitude. Whether you’re dodging toxic vibes, hanging out with friends, or just want to make people laugh, this shirt says it all without you having to lift a finger.
Premium cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit that looks great on everyone
A perfect gift for the sarcastic soul who avoids drama
Ideal for casual wear, parties, or mood-lifting humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
