Blunt, witty, and dripping with sarcasm—this shirt is for those moments when patience just isn’t your strong suit. Featuring the hilarious phrase “I Don’t Have the Time Or the Crayons to Explain This to You,” it’s the perfect tee for anyone with a sharp sense of humor and zero tolerance for nonsense.
Crafted from a soft, breathable cotton blend, this shirt offers all-day comfort while letting your personality do the talking. Whether you’re at work, school, or just hanging out, it’s sure to spark laughs (and maybe a few nervous chuckles).
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Classic unisex fit—suitable for men and women
Bold, sarcastic design for everyday wear
A funny gift idea for friends, coworkers, or yourself
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
