Our "I Don’t Have a Bucket List But My F*it List Is a Mile Long" T-shirt is for those who live life unapologetically, with a sense of humor and zero filter. Perfectly bold and a little rebellious, this shirt makes it clear that you’re not here to follow the rules—you’re here to laugh, live, and do things your way.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it’s designed for everyday comfort whether you’re out with friends, kicking back at home, or making questionable decisions with no regrets. With its relaxed unisex fit, this tee is the ultimate statement piece for anyone with a mile-long list of things they just don’t care about.
• Premium cotton blend for softness and durability
• Unisex fit for easy, all-day wear
• A bold and funny gift for rule-breakers, free spirits, and sarcasm lovers
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
