Priorities, people. The “I Don’t Want to Be Thinner, I Want Someone to Buy Me Dinner” t-shirt is for anyone who knows good food beats diet culture any day. Equal parts sassy and relatable, this tee says exactly what’s on your mind (and on your plate).
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfy enough for lounging, dining out, or dropping subtle hints to friends and family. Wear it when you’re hungry, hangry, or just keeping it real.
Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit, perfect for casual everyday wear
Funny, relatable design for foodies and sass lovers alike
Great gift for anyone who’d rather feast than fast
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
