Sassy, sharp, and effortlessly composed — this “I Don’t Start Drama, I Just Finish It with Perfect Grammar and Eyeliner” hoodie is made for the ones who stay unbothered but never unprepared. You’re the calm in the chaos, the punctuation in the argument, and the flawless winged liner that closes every case.
Bold, witty, and playfully polished, this cozy hoodie says “I handle things elegantly” — and also “don’t test me unless you’re ready to be corrected.”
• Ultra-soft, midweight fleece for comfort that pairs perfectly with confidence
• Relaxed unisex fit — ideal for cozy days, sharp comebacks, and clean eyeliner
• Perfect for school, work, coffee runs, or any scenario where clarity (and eyeliner) saves the day
• A hilarious, stylish gift for grammar lovers, makeup queens, or anyone who ends drama with class
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
