Not everyone wakes up ready to conquer the world—and this “I Don’t Rise and Shine, I Wake Up and Tolerate” t-shirt gets it. Perfect for anyone who prefers coffee over small talk and survival over sunshine, this tee speaks for every tired soul just trying to make it through the day. Whether you’re dragging yourself to work, running errands, or simply staying in your pajamas, this shirt brings the laughs while keeping it real. Comfortable, stylish, and just sarcastic enough, it’s a must-have for anyone who rolls their eyes at morning people.
Made from soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day wear
Unisex fit—great for both men and women
A fun gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone with a love-hate relationship with mornings
Perfect casual wear for coffee runs, lazy weekends, or simply existing before noon
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
