Bright mornings? Couldn't be us. This “I Don’t Rise and Shine — I Caffeinate and Hope for the Best” sweatshirt is for the people who greet the day with caffeine, realism, and just enough optimism to function. Sunshine isn't the energy source here — coffee is.
Perfect for sleepy souls, productivity rebels, and anyone whose personality doesn’t activate until the first sip hits. You’re not a morning person — you’re a survival-in-progress person.
Soft, cozy fabric for mornings powered by coffee and sheer will
Unisex fit for caffeine loyalists, early-hour warriors, and late-night thinkers
A relatable must-have for coffee lovers, slow wakers, and “don’t talk to me yet” legends
Makes a perfect gift for the friend who thrives only after cup #2 (or 4)
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
