Serious? Maybe. Judgy? Possibly. Plotting? Always. This “I Don’t Have Resting Bitch Face — It’s My Thinking Face” sweatshirt is made for the ones whose natural expression screams intensity… when they’re really just mentally organizing chaos (or deciding what to eat).
Perfect for deep thinkers, silent observers, and people who get asked “Are you mad?” way too often. You're not annoyed — you’re just concentrating… and maybe silently evaluating humanity a little.
Soft, cozy fabric for maximum comfort while thinking and intimidating
Unisex fit for overthinkers and misunderstood geniuses
A bold, relatable statement for the calm-faced but fiery-minded
Perfect gift for habitual squint-frown thinkers and “this is just my face” icons
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
