Our "I Don’t Have an Inner Child, I Have an Inner Old Lady" T-shirt is perfect for anyone who feels more at home with comfy chairs, early bedtimes, and a no-nonsense attitude. Equal parts witty and relatable, this tee is a fun way to show off your inner wisdom (and maybe a love for knitting, tea, or yelling at kids to get off the lawn).
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it’s designed for everyday comfort while bringing plenty of laughs. Whether you wear it lounging at home or out with friends, it’s the perfect mix of humor and personality.
Premium cotton blend for lasting comfort
Unisex fit for easy, casual wear
A hilarious gift for anyone who embraces their “inner old soul”
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
