Say it louder for the people in the back! This sarcastic tee is perfect for anyone who’s tired of being misunderstood. You don’t have a short temper—you just don’t have the patience for nonsense. Featuring the hilarious phrase “I Don’t Have a Short Temper, I Have a Quick Reaction To Bullshit,” this shirt is equal parts witty and relatable.
Made from a soft cotton blend, it’s comfortable enough for daily wear while still making a bold statement. Whether you’re heading to work, hanging out with friends, or just want to let people know not to test your patience, this tee has you covered.
It’s also a great gift for anyone with a quick wit, sharp tongue, and zero tolerance for drama.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit that works for men and women
A funny, no-nonsense design that says what you’re really thinking
Great gift for friends, coworkers, or family with a savage sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
