{"product_id":"i-don-t-feel-like-i-m-getting-older-it-s-more-like-my-warranty-has-expired-and-my-parts-are-wearing-out-t-shirt","title":"I Don’t Feel Like I’m Getting Older It’s More Like My Warranty Has Expired and My Parts Are Wearing Out T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor anyone who feels less “aging gracefully” and more “manufacturer warranty no longer valid,” this “I Don’t Feel Like I’m Getting Older — It’s More Like My Warranty Has Expired and My Parts Are Wearing Out” T-shirt delivers humor with a perfectly relatable twist. It’s the ideal tee for people who wake up with new noises, random aches, and a deep suspicion that their body is plotting against them.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis shirt turns the frustrations of getting older into a hilarious mechanical metaphor, making it perfect for anyone who jokes about needing replacement parts, upgrades, or at least a tech support hotline. Wear it to spark laughs, connect with fellow “vintage models,” or just acknowledge that maintenance costs definitely go up with age.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Soft, comfy fabric — perfect for creaky joints, slow mornings, and sarcastic wisdom\u003cbr\u003e• Unisex fit — ideal for walking proof that the human warranty does expire\u003cbr\u003e• A funny gift for anyone who complains about their back more than their job\u003cbr\u003e• Guaranteed to get laughs, sympathy nods, and at least one “Same… absolutely same.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChest (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34–37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38–41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42–45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46–49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50–53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54–57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Cheeky Grandma","offers":[{"title":"Mauve \/ S","offer_id":50377486369054,"sku":"5296551_9395","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ M","offer_id":50377486401822,"sku":"5296551_9396","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ L","offer_id":50377486434590,"sku":"5296551_9397","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":50377486467358,"sku":"5296551_9398","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":50377486500126,"sku":"5296551_9399","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":50377486532894,"sku":"5296551_9400","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":50377486172446,"sku":"5296551_8923","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":50377486205214,"sku":"5296551_8924","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":50377486237982,"sku":"5296551_8925","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":50377486270750,"sku":"5296551_8926","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":50377486303518,"sku":"5296551_8927","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":50377486336286,"sku":"5296551_8928","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ S","offer_id":50377486565662,"sku":"5296551_4081","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ M","offer_id":50377486598430,"sku":"5296551_4082","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ L","offer_id":50377486631198,"sku":"5296551_4083","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ XL","offer_id":50377486663966,"sku":"5296551_4084","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 2XL","offer_id":50377486696734,"sku":"5296551_4085","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 3XL","offer_id":50377486729502,"sku":"5296551_5299","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ S","offer_id":50377486762270,"sku":"5296551_4136","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ M","offer_id":50377486795038,"sku":"5296551_4137","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ L","offer_id":50377486827806,"sku":"5296551_4138","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ XL","offer_id":50377486860574,"sku":"5296551_4139","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":50377486893342,"sku":"5296551_4140","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":50377486926110,"sku":"5296551_5303","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":50377486958878,"sku":"5296551_6948","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":50377486991646,"sku":"5296551_6949","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":50377487024414,"sku":"5296551_6950","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":50377487057182,"sku":"5296551_6951","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":50377487089950,"sku":"5296551_6952","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":50377487122718,"sku":"5296551_6953","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":50377487155486,"sku":"5296551_4026","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":50377487188254,"sku":"5296551_4027","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":50377487221022,"sku":"5296551_4028","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":50377487253790,"sku":"5296551_4029","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":50377487286558,"sku":"5296551_4030","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":50377487319326,"sku":"5296551_8447","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0916\/2873\/2702\/files\/Mauve_9fd81bdc-7778-4ed9-a5ac-831f0fb06ad3.jpg?v=1764195248","url":"https:\/\/cheekygrandma.com\/products\/i-don-t-feel-like-i-m-getting-older-it-s-more-like-my-warranty-has-expired-and-my-parts-are-wearing-out-t-shirt","provider":"Cheeky Grandma","version":"1.0","type":"link"}