Witty, sarcastic, and painfully relatable. The “I Don’t Feel Like I’m Getting Older — It’s More Like My Warranty Has Expired and My Parts Are Wearing Out” t-shirt is perfect for anyone who laughs their way through aging. It’s a clever take on growing older with humor, honesty, and zero denial.
Made for those who embrace every creak, ache, and eye roll with sarcasm, this tee delivers comfort and personality in one effortlessly funny statement.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a casual, confident feel
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for everyday wear, casual outings, birthdays, or gifting to someone who’s aging like a classic model
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
