Too predictable? Too safe? Too boring? Not you. This “I Don’t Do Normal — It’s Too Emotionally Overpriced” t-shirt is for the ones who live loud, love hard, and refuse to settle for mediocre vibes. Perfect for rule-breakers, mood-makers, and anyone who knows that life is worth the emotional investment — but only on their own spectacular terms.
Whether you’re diving into drama, laughing through chaos, or just being unapologetically yourself, this tee celebrates living big, feeling everything, and refusing to pay the emotional minimum.
Soft, premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit for fearless, high-vibe humans
A witty, empowering tee for those who live life off the beaten path
Great gift for friends who embrace chaos, laughter, and their own rules
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
