Bold, witty, and unapologetically driven — this “I Don’t Chase Dreams, I Aggressively Stalk Them With Caffeine” hoodie is made for the ones who don’t wait for success to happen. You chase ambition with energy, charm, and just the right amount of caffeinated determination.
Equal parts hustle and humor, this hoodie celebrates your ability to turn goals into missions and missions into victories — all powered by your favorite brew. You’re not just motivated; you’re unstoppable… and maybe slightly over-caffeinated.
• Ultra-soft, midweight fleece for comfort during early mornings, late nights, and everything in between
• Relaxed unisex fit — ideal for productivity sprints, creative bursts, and caffeine-fueled plotting
• Perfect for school, work, coffee runs, or any moment you’re out hunting down success
• A fun, empowering gift for anyone who treats ambition like a full-time pursuit (with refills required)
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
